so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize
