Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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