HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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