Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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