Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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