I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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