So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you made out with another girl for some wings
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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