your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
