I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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