Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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