My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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