How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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