Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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