so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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