she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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