Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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