next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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