Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My pussy is not your playground.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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