So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
