I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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