I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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