STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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