After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I love you. Go after that dick
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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