he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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