Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
