Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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