Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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