I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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