It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
