Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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