I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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