Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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