brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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