school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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