Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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