Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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