I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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