Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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