kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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