I can't breathe out the right side of my face
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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