GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the gays at disneyland are vicious
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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