i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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