Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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