I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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