I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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