I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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