Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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