You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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