Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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