Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i've created a new STD.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
