Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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